What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)