What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful