What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.