What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.