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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.