What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.