What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.