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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)