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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!