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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!