What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club