What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic