What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.