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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic