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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.