Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.