What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!