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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight...

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!