What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)