How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

Why are Asians no good a football (soccer)?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.