How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.