How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River