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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull