How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!