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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".