What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.