What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.