What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.