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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism