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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews?

R/news

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club