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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)