What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.