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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea