Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

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Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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