Society Jokes

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

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A gramma ray

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the opposite of condescending?

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities