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Society Jokes

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

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Birthday State of Mind

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Skin Colour Jokes More Skin Colour Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.