Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How do introverts feel within society?

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