Society Jokes

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Brexit has actually affected society.

A hippocratic hypocrite.

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

He was taking a shot.

Her husband's salary.

Ouch! I Hermione!

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

There is no contradiction club

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Because she ran away from the ball.

He became a Muslim.

Society Jokes

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

Who won the race?

Who is guaranteed to win?

How do you say hello to a femnist?

How do introverts feel within society?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

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What's the first rule here, boys?

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

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Whats bigger than your balls?

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?