Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Perfect Society Jokes More Perfect Society Jokes

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".