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Supermarket Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer