Spare Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.