Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.