Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.