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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me