Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.