Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.