What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.