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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!