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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.