What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.