What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!