What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.