What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.