How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.