How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.