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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.