Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.