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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.