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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Monocle Jokes More Monocle Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.