Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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When their time is up.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.