What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...