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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.