What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.