What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.