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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.