What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.