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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...