Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.