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What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.