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What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.