What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.