Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.