What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*