What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.