What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Pork Chop!

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Pork Chop!

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA