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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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Teargas

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Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Pork Chop!

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A pork chop!

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.