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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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He brews it.

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Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

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Starbucks

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Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!