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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

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How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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Brew.

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You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!