Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!