Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
They're both Decomposing
Juans upon a time.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
It goes back four seconds!
Ve haff vays of making you tock!