Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.