Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.