Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.