Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.