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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.