Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.