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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!