Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!