Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.