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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!