What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.