What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi