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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.