What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!