What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.