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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah