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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.