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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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What are short men called?

Friends.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.