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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.