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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it