Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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