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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.