How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.