How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.