How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.