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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.