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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.