How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.