What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Who was saved?

The Russian people