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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.