What did the Russian people light their...

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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