What did the Russian people light their...

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Where does a Russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

Who was saved?

The Russian people

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?