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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.