What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.