What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.