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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.