What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.