What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!