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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl