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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.