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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).