What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.