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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.