What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest