There ain't no rest for the wicked
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
To see how long she slept.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Electricity.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
They're always eager for more on their pate.
