Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!