Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience