Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.