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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.