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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.