What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk