What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!