Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?