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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube