Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.