Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

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