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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!