Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant