Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE