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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!