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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary