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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

G Jokes More G Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.