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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony