Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....