What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!