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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.