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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!