What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!