What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know