What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.