How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.