Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.