Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Sax Jokes More Sax Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.