How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What joke?

Exactly".

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!