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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.