March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Previous Random Joke Next
Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

Removed

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)