Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!