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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.