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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.