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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.