When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!