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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.