When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you