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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you