Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.