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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.