Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.