Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.