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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Early Year Jokes More Early Year Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.