Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.