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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.