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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Early Year Jokes More Early Year Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.