Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.