Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.