Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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