Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.