Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.