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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.