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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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