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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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