An ambulance.
Edward Snowed-in
Salman Rush B
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because Russia was Stalin
Because he was Snowden.
Ukraine.
Cuz you'd be snowed-in
A hammer and cream-sickle
He was snowden
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
He's Snowden.
The airport is Snowden
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In
They are all against Turkey
M'otherland
Russia kept Stalin it
He Was Snowed In(Snowden))
Deputin
He was snowed in.
Linen
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Vladimir Poopin
Crimea River
De-stalinization plants
Everybody loves Putin!
He was snowed in
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
Because he's snowed-in
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
They were Putin up with him.
Because they are always stalin.
I'm Snowden!
Because he's Snow'd-in!
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cause he was snowden.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
Because the people are always Russian!
A. "Putin on the Blitz"
He'll be Snowden.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
They can see Russia.
A put-in
He's always Snowden.
A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
The planes were stalin.
He was snowed-in.
Because they hate Turkey
Putinesca
Because they already have Moscow.
A puppy.
We're Snowden!
Because they'd Russia lot
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Crimea river
Because he's snowed in.
Czarcasm.
Tsardines!
Russia.
He was Snowden.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Because he was Snowden
A cyberian cafe.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Tsarbucks.
More than one mother-in-law.
Covers tracks
Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
Cause they carry pistils.
Erdogone
Vodka does not freeze
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
Indices.
The Amazon River actually has sails.
A coup.
It staged a coup
A footilada!
Only 12. One for every month.
Notice me sin()!!!
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
