Soviet Russia Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!