What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.