What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen