What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens