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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.