March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Previous Random Joke Next
Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen