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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.