What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens