What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen