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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!