What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!