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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies