What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."